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Darth Vader asalta Wall Street
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"Star Wars" Darth Vader is escorted by storm troopers while touring the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 in New York. To celebrate the lasting appeal of the "Star Wars" saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and the Star Wars characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
Las tropas imperiales del gran emperador George Lucas, creador de la saga Star Wars, han tomado esta mañana el parqué de la Bolsa de Nueva York. Darth Vader, soldados de asalto y R2-D2 han ido a tocar la campana que abre la sesión cada día. "Me ha fallado por última vez broker" comentaba Vader tras tocar la campana y asesinar por medio del lado oscuro a uno de sus esbirros broker. R2-D2 repetia una y otra vez un video en el que una joven decía: "Barack Obama, eres mi única esperanza...". Decir que Darth Vader ya controlaba desde hace tiempo las coticiaciones de Wall Street... Pero no os preocupéis, al final los Ewok salvarán la economía mundial.
"Star Wars" Darth Vader, right, and R2-D2, center, are escorted by storm troopers while touring the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009, in New York. To celebrate the lasting appeal of the "Star Wars" saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and the "Star Wars" characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
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Robert Fava of the Livermore Trading Group looks at "Star Wars" character R2-D2 on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009, in New York. To celebrate the lasting appeal of the "Star Wars" saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and Star Wars characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
"Star Wars" Darth Vader is surrounded by storm troopers while on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009. To celebrate the continuing appeal of the "Star Wars" saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and several Star Wars characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
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"Star Wars" R2-D2, right, is escorted by a storm trooper while touring the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009, in New York. To celebrate the lasting appeal of the "Star Wars" saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and the "Star Wars" characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
A Star Wars storm trooper walks the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 in New York. To celebrate the lasting appeal of the Star Wars saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and the Star Wars characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
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Star Wars' R2-D2 rolls along on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange as traders go about their business, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 in New York. To celebrate the lasting appeal of the Star Wars saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and the Star Wars characters visited the exchange and rang the opening bell. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
NYSE Euronext Executive Vice President Scott Cutler, center, is joined by Darth Vader and others "Star Wars" characters in ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange, Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009, in New York. To celebrate the continuing appeal of the Star "Wars" saga, Lucasfilm Ltd. executives and "Star Wars" characters visited the exchange. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
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